Tonight's the first candle. But, what if you don't have a menorah on hand? No worries:
A Banana Menorah always works.
So does a granola menorah.
Candles will stick up in bowls of ice, or M&Ms, or even snow... hey, the possibilities are endless.
So have fun with it. And you can always make a Gay Pride rainbow out of the candles to have it to feel more GLBTQ.
Something else you can do to make the holiday feel a lot more Gay? Read about:
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor... DRESS? Cross-Dressing in the Bible
and
The Homoerotic (and Naked!) Ecstacy of the Prophets of Ancient Israel
and
More Biblical Homoeroticism: The Prophet Elisha and his Resurrection of a boy/youth
and
Even More Biblical Homoeroticism: The Love Story (and Lesbian Marriage!) of Ruth and Naomi
and
Ruth and Naomi - What Happened Next to our Favorite Biblical Lesbians?
Happy Hanukkah, and Namaste,
Lee
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
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4 comments:
I like a potato menorah.
Great post Lee
Thanks for the laugh. Lupe should add a new occupation to his list of unusual jobs to support your writing habits?
I like the grandma menorah. The banana is great, but will it make it through eight days
I love the banana menorah. I am very tempted to bring it along when I join my Aunt for Hanukkah.
Here's some hidden biblical history, often overlooked: Sodom and Gomorrah has nothing to do with homosexuality. It's about a man who offers up his own daughters to a gang of strangers.
Genesis 19:8
http://bible.cc/genesis/19-8.htm
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