
By Nico Medina
Margarita "Madge" Diaz is fat, flamboyant, and hates Bridget Benson (the "perfect" student body president.)
The anti-loving is mutual.
See, Madge and Bridget were both child actors, and now as seniors, they've met again at their posh High School.
They face off and decide O.K. Corral-style that they'll compete to be named Prom Queen - one wins, and the other backs off for good.
Okay, an outrageous book about two straight girls who both want to be prom queen. Why am I including it here?
Well, there's Madge's "right-hand homo" (gay best friend), Lucas.
There's the attitude. Lines like:
"Welcome to the fucked-up, crazy story of how Bridget Benson turned mild-mannered me into a hateful rage-o-maniac hell-bent on changing the face of "prom queen" forever!! (Yes, that was a DOUBLE exclamation point!!)
And let's face it: a no-holds barred battle-of-the-bitches to be Prom Queen? Now that's Queer!
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